Hindi: Shayari, Shayri, Sher. Serious and Funny
Submitted by vipul u, 11/05/2006 - 2:07pm. - Jokes and Fun
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Matlabi hein yeh duniya
yahan kaun kiska hota hai,
Dhokha bhi wahi deta hain jis pe bharosa hota hai.
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Har
shaam kah jaati hai ek kahani ,
har subah le aati hai ek nahi kahani ,
raaste to badalte hai harrdin lekin ,
manzil
raha jati hai wahi puraani .
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Aandhi
aati hain tufaaan chale jaate hain.
Yaadein rah jaati hain insaan chale jaate hain.
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Maayusiyon
ki dhool se har naksh hai dhundhala tera.
Maine kabhi Ae zindagi dekha nahin chehra tera.
Tu bhi kabhi mehsoos
kar kya hai bikharne ki tadap.
Ek roz bazi yun saje sheesha tera pathar mera.
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Zindagi
se wafa hamne bhi ki hai bahot
par gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi
ek tujhko paakar bahut khush tha
main
par saath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi.
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Lehar
aati hai kinare se palat jati hai
yaad aati hai dil mein bas jati hai
dono mein farak itna hi hai lehar bevaqt
aati hai
aur yaad har vaqt aati hai
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mohabbat
koi phool nahi jo pal bhar me rooth jaye
dosti koi kachcha dhaga nahi jo khichne se toot jaye.
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Dua
karo her janam mein hum tumse mila kare;
dost na sahi dushman hi hua kare.
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Tujhe
dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
hai meri dosti mein itna
dum,
apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon.
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khoye-khoye
se rahte ho khayal kiska hai,
ye to bata do intezar kiska hai,
humein bhula do par ye naa bhoolo ki,
nai
sadak par purana makaan kiska hai.
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Desi
Jokes-
Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case:
Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet:
Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
Khalistan Jokes:
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline:
Kitthe Pacific
National Airline:
Itthe Pacific
National Anthem:
Sten gun man
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who
has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.
Khalistan's national song?
Bande marte hum.
A
female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.
A famous Khalistani profession?
Jarnailism.
khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA
the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL
national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA
a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER
SINGH GILL
a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH
what does a sardarjee say to a whore ?
.. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A :- 'cos,
from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.
Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to
Hindustani Music ?
A :- Raga Kirvani.
Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep
saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.
Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...
Q
:- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...
What do you call a bong who
talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatter Jee.
Who
is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
Har Mandir Singh.
What
do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million Iyer
Who is he who has many
publications to his credit?
Journal Singh
What do you call a bong who
takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh
Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?
Long Wall
Who is that guy who enlightens others?
Lanthanwalla
What
do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her Pal Singh
What do you call
a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
Surrender Singh
Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
A : Millionayar
One more here
Q : How does
a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A : M - O yet another O N.
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