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Types of girls- vipul
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
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HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA
GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is
fun
RAM GIRLS
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
everyone know that she can't
do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting
her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't
try you uninstall her you will lose everything...
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.
Lucky Girls-
If a girl laughs,
She
is a jolly person.
If a man laughs,
He is mannerless.
If a girl talks,
She is witty,
If a man talks,
He is a chatter-box.
If a girl loves silence,
She is serious.
If a man loves silence,
He is dull.
If a girl looks at a man,
She gives a glare.
If a man looks at girl,
He gives a stare.
If a girl wears unique dress,
It is a fashion.
If a man does so,
He is a joker.
If a girl group moves 2gether,
They join a company.
If a man group moves 2gether,
It becomes a gang.
OH! HOW LUCKY GIRLS ARE, AREN'T THEY?
heights
1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti
with a zip
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering
blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking
for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4.
What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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5.
What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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6.
What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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7.
What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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8.
What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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9.
What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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10.
What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Hurricane Katrina and Mumbai rains, some interesting comparison
HERE ARE SOME INTERESTING
COMPARISONS: -
I couldn't stop making this comparison
inches of rain in new orleans due to hurricane katrina... 18
inches of rain in mumbai (July 27th).... 37.1
population of new orleans... 484,674
population of mumbai.... 12,622,500
deaths in new orleans within 48 hours of katrina...100
deaths in mumbai within 48hours of rain.. 37
number of people to be evacuated in new orleans... entire city..wohh
number of people evacuated in mumbai...10,000
Cases of shooting and violence in new orleans...Countless
Cases of shooting and violence in mumbai.. NONE
Time taken for US army to reach new orleans... 48hours
Time taken for Indian army and navy to reach mumbai...12hours
status 48hours later...new orleans is still waiting for relief, army and electricty
status 48hours later..mumbai is
back on its feet and is business is as usual
USA...world's most developed nation
India...JUST A DEVELOPING NATION..
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How people give explanations............
.....How people give explanations.!!!!!!!! for Leave. Suddenly one of the employees in an organization took 10
days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL asked for explanation. The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly".
The PL let it go at that. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the PL got
changed. After 3 months the same pattern repeated. And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died. After 3 months
same thing again... and this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his
past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your
dad has died five times?" To which the guy said, "Sir, my mom died and my father rem! arried. Then my father died and
my new mom remarried. Then my mom died and the new father remarried. This has been going on and on and on and..."!!!!!!
Haven't you always wondered
how "Americanisms" would sound like if they were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of New Delhi
(or elsewhere)?
Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!
What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mut banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.
Check this out, man! ----- * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?
Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
And the best one is.....
How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?
General Body Meeting.... ----- *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan
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